Saddest Bunny

Heartbreak is hard.

MORE BEARS

Fact: Bears hate Christmas. Santa doesn't bring you presents if you kill baby seals.

Bears

Can't sleep. Thinking about bears for some reason. Have created one to keep me company.

Naked, aging picnickers fill him with befuddlement. He doesn't know whether to maul them or run away and drink Bearsmopolitans until he can forget the sight.